astraeamalfoys:

No. You take it back now, you arsehole. I am not being called Assie , no matter how much you want to. [ hits him around the arm ] Take it back and just because you implying that I have a good arse doesn’t allow you to get on my good side. Huh and to think I was think about going to help you try and get in Miss’s pants.

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Never, ever. You’ll just have to live with it. Besides, you once called me Mili for like a month. So this is your payback. -raises an eyebrow- But I already am on your good side. Everyone knows you love me more than you love yourself. And that’s a lot. -laughs- I don’t need your help, Assie. I can do this on my own.

(via astrumalfoys)

8 | 7 Aug 13 | SOURCE

i gotta go pack my bags ‘cus me and my friend have to watch her sister’s house for a few days  and i’m leaving tonight aww yiiis

1 | 7 Aug 13
-ooc
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astraeamalfoys:

Did you really just call me Assie? Take it back! Now. [ narrows her eyes at him and huffs because she does not like the name Assie. Merlin, she doesn’t even like Ass but she puts up with it. ] Maybe she just isn’t into jerks?

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-laughs- I’m really not taking it back just because you tell me to, Assie. In fact, I’m gonna keep calling you that. Mainly because it’s one of the few good things about you. -smirks- Nuh-uh, I’ve been really nice to her. I think. Yeah.

(via astrumalfoys)

8 | 7 Aug 13 | SOURCE

astraeamalfoys:

[ smirks lightly ] I’m … ? Is the word you looking for my best friend? Would you rather I was that Quidditch Lady so you’d have someone to shag hmm?

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Not really. But, whatever helps you sleep at night, Assie. -pats her cheek, then rolls his eyes- Maybe, if you’d give in. Because she certainly isn’t and I don’t get it.

(via astrumalfoys)

8 | 7 Aug 13 | SOURCE

jeremyspenis:

Colton Haynes | The Superhero Challenge 

95 | 7 Aug 13 | SOURCE
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7 | 7 Aug 13 | SOURCE

astraeamalfoys:

        What does one do to entertain themselves on a day like this?

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You know, if you were… Anyone else I’d say ‘shag me’ but since you’re, y’know, you… I got nothing.

8 | 7 Aug 13 | SOURCE

fuck it im out

Questions designed to make you hate me

  1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?
  2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?
  3. Any fandoms that don’t appeal to you?
  4. Have you ever unfollowed someone? Why?
  5. Do you have a NoTP in [insert fandom here]?
  6. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?
  7. Is there anything you used to like, but now can’t stand?
  8. Unpopular opinion about [insert fandom here]?
  9. Have you received anon hate? What about?

(Source: irritates, via jamesnotsosiriuspotter-deactiva)

56075 | 26 Jul 13 | SOURCE

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